How To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too
On The Sunny Friday Afternoon: fill The Tardis to the brim with every conceivable wardrobe option (just in case ya wanna wear something that has unfortunately been left at home). Drop lads at Bulldog's Work at 3pm, kiss all the family (twice) and hightail it down a side street where ya pluck eyebrows and smooth moisturising lotion on previously-shaved legs. Turn up the music, very loudly. Travel NORTH an hour and a quarter while
On The Sunny Saturday Morning: Get up at crack of dawn and stroll on beach with the gorgy Leighsie. Walk five hundred miles (guess the partial song lyric) into town. Order a divine Ristretto (forget the short black: the ristretto is the new short black) and feijoa juice and Eggs Benny. Eat. Laugh. Walk. Shop. All get measured by the Lingerie Lady. Laugh. Walk. Shop. Try on bikinis. Eat. Laugh. Shop. Read Mags.
On The Sunny Sunday Morning: Wake up at six o'blimmin'clock with the *brainwave* that Self Can Whizz Home Right Now and still connect with Bulldog and the kiddos. That is, have two weekends instead of just one.
Cram everything back into The Tardis, fly home and do exactly that...
7 Comments:
Sounds mahvellous, I could do with one of those...
Oh how blissful. So jealous of all those chicks getting to spend time with your gorgy self, I shall have to look at my photos tonight *sniff*.
Joshing, hey, wheres da pics?
Oh freak me, my word thingee is eleventy billion letters long, watch me get it wrong four times. xxxx
Well, I don't know about you, but I feel all renewed now, and I didn't even GO! How lovely!
missed ya round here!
It was fun wasn't it!!? We bumped into the old couple from the restaurant on the Sunday when we went for breakfast - they gave us a smile, and we just cracked up - High 5!!
Wow, sounds marvelous. It definitely sounds like you got two for one this weekend. I wish all my weekends were like that :)
floss
loved every minute, felt slightly mutinous leaving the girls, but i *needed* to see my fam X
hay
um, no pix, well leigh started taking one of moi, and i felt a leetle bit self-conscious, and told her so, and she said "kate, your whole life is a photo!!" at which point i agreed X
laura
yeah, it was perfickly pah-feckt X
rach
ha!! yeah, there's nothing like REAL LIFE lol X
leigh
i will never be able to say *high five* again without smirking, 'twas SO funny huh X
anna
me too X
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