kate5kiwis: How To Get A Free Ride In A Police Car

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“If you were all alone in the universe with no one to talk to, no one with which to share the beauty of the stars, to laugh with, to touch, what would be your purpose in life? It is other life, it is love, which gives your life meaning. This is harmony. We must discover the joy of each other, the joy of challenge, the joy of growth.” — Mitsugi Saotome

Monday, July 27, 2009

How To Get A Free Ride In A Police Car

1. After Debating Society meeting, have a few quiet ones with a couple of mates.

2. Get on the bus: late, late at night.

3. Unwittingly fall asleep on the way home.

4. Stay asleep as the bus passes your usual stop and finally wake up at the end of the route: far, far from home.

5. Stumble out, disoriented, and wonder which direction is home.

6. Walk aimlessly along the street.

7. Notice a car pulling into a driveway and stealthily walk down after it, in the hope of asking for directions.

8. Realise that the driver has locked his car doors and is currently on the phone to the cops cos he thinks he's about to be mugged by a nearly-twenty-year-old wearing a dark hoodie.

9. Sprint back up the driveway and activate your homing beacon.

10. Get picked up by Mister Plod three streets away with an "Excuse me, have you been wandering down people's driveways?", explain the situation, and get driven to your doorstep.

9 Comments:

Blogger bettyl said...

I shall assume that you found this on the internet and not from personal experience!

8:02 PM  
Blogger SoozNooz said...

I'm guessing boy 20??? xxx

9:18 PM  
Blogger Hay:o) said...

All that's missing are the Police 10 Seven cameras.

LOL, too funny.

11:12 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

Chauffeured home by police officer. Kudos!

5:29 AM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

Too funny - but embarrassing at the time!

11:12 AM  
Blogger Fabfeathers said...

Well life cant get much more exciting than that aye. Heres to a boring weekend!

7:49 PM  
Blogger Little Miss Flossy said...

Classic! I had a ride home in a police car once when I ran out of petrol very late at night on a dark road. I saw approaching lights and was terrified and locked myself in the car! They took me home and then Tim back to town with a petrol can. Thankfully it all turned out as well for D.

5:30 PM  
Blogger Da Setiuz Mama said...

Mwwaahahaa! Ok....It was a male...but which one of dem Bulldog or student D??? FUNNY! That one goes down in the whanau history books.

8:24 PM  
Blogger Ang said...

shoot that's funny... love the 10 steps idea x

9:33 AM  

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