swoosh

so, if you were ten and doing twice a week pre-season training sessions for your hockey team and you had beaucoup de stuff which you kept "misplacing", and so your friend's mum brought her fabric stash around to your mum and suggested a hockey bag and your mum gathered all her creative brain cells and together you dreamed up this:
which fits your hockey stick and has two extra pockets with metal army zips for your mouthguard, spare socks, shin pads, hockey ball, drink bottle, and other beaucoup de stuff... and it even matches your team's hockey strip... which is a camouflage tshirt and black shorts/socks... and then your mum burned the midnight oil layering fabric three-thick and triple stitching and zig-zag edging (it's called Samproofing - that's the bona fide technical term) and and lining it with slidey black fabric and even *swooshing* it because that's evah-so-important when you're ten and Totally-With-It,
would you love it? would you show it off to every unsuspecting person you meet? would you glue it to your back all day? would you even take it to bed?
yes, i think you would.