kate5kiwis: Funny ol' world, innit?


“If you were all alone in the universe with no one to talk to, no one with which to share the beauty of the stars, to laugh with, to touch, what would be your purpose in life? It is other life, it is love, which gives your life meaning. This is harmony. We must discover the joy of each other, the joy of challenge, the joy of growth.” — Mitsugi Saotome

Monday, June 23, 2008

Funny ol' world, innit?

A pirate walks into a bar

with a steering wheel

down his trousers.

The barman says,

“Why do you have a steering wheel

down your trousers?"

The pirate says,

"Garr! It's driving me nuts!"


Blogger Laura/CenterDownHome said...

Heh. Right funny, matey.

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. He asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well," replied the pirate, "while my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch?"

"A sea gull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook..."

Hey Kate -- do you and yours plan on celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day? We have time to plan ...


9:37 AM  
Blogger kate5kiwis said...

garrrr laura, that is one long and funny joke!!! the lads'n'i've all just had a giggle. i usually forget the punch line if the joke has more than one sentence.
have jes' soigned meself an' all the otherrrr landlubberrrrs up to the Talk Like A Poirate Day. i think that Dressing Up would be compulsory too, what say you?
garrrr X

9:56 AM  
OpenID hippyhappyhay said...

I love you crazy kids!

10:20 AM  
Blogger Laura/CenterDownHome said...

Oi'm a'thinkin it calls fer a party! An international party!

First, Oi must name me ship. "Festering Boil" and "Bilge Monkey" are already taken, oi see ...

Then, I gotta come up with a Pirate Name.

Think Oi'll go read "Treasure Island" to get in the spirit of things! Only 89 days 'til Talk Like A Pirate Day, me boyo's. Um, and girlos ...

11:52 AM  
Blogger kate5kiwis said...

so, you gonna walk the plank with us, me heartie? X

blithering barrrrnacles, what's a "book"???
oh you mean that thing that has p-a-g-e-s and you r-e-a-d it?
i was thinking of turning on this to get mineself and me otherrrr poirates in the mood X

12:13 PM  
OpenID hippyhappyhay said...

Um. Well. No. Not really. But Yohoho and a bottle of rum to ya!

6:47 PM  
Blogger Marie N. said...

Gee, I hope my husband doesn't open the link I emailed him while he's at work!

12:13 AM  
Blogger ReminisceHeirlooms said...

Lmbo! This is too cute! I literlaly laughed out loud. Thank you for sharing!!

7:17 AM  
Blogger Jess said...

Slllluuuurrrppp. Let me just suck up my drool! He is such a hottie!!!!

Hahaha, like the jokes to! Have to say i think Talk like a Pirate day was made for your fam Kate!!!

9:58 AM  
Blogger Reluctant Blogger said...

haha I love those type of jokes. More complicated ones I always worry as I am listening or reading that i might not get the punchline and embarrass myself horribly.

I never remember jokes though - or I remember bits of different ones and after a few drinks sometimes try to put them together. Equally embarrassing!

1:27 AM  

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