a pxt 4 nix

for my almost-twin, nik,

in celebration of our almost-thirty-ninth

and all things black, white, and red:

so, what have i called your bracelet?

well, i can't get past Nun In A Blender!!!

firstly, because your sense of humour

is so wonderfully macabre;

and secondly because i love the spin you put

on the *essentially feminine*,

of which you are the epitome, don't argue:

you have the complete gentleness

and grace of an angel,

nailed with six quirky inches of steel.