jokes du jour
S10 has been telling us tons of these *doctor jokes* lately:
Doctor, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye every time I drink hot chocolate.
Try taking the spoon out first!
Doctor, Doctor, for the first thirty minutes I'm up every morning, I feel dizzy. What should I do?
Get up half an hour later!
Doctor, Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.
Well answer it then!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a window.
Where's the pane?
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm getting shorter.
You'll just have to be a little patient.
Doctor, Doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live!
Just a minute!
What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A doctor-pus
Doctor, Doctor, nobody ever listens to me.
Next!
(cue: you can laugh now)
posted by skatey katie @ 9:49 AM
4 Comments:
Thanks SO much. Now I'm singing *Doctor, doctor, give me a clue...*
agh, I will so be singing it all day.
Oh yeah...hahahahahahaha
(word verification lieorhg = lie or hang)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Me and A11 were cracking up (it reminded me of being really stoned for some reason.....)
*groan* LOL! S10 and my hubby have the same sense of humour. :)
Oh Doctor, I'm in trouble.
Well goodness gracious me !
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