i'm gonna become famous
cos of two things:
1. i have unwittingly discovered a weight loss programme that works!!!
it's called "Send Your Kids To School And Become A Student"
yep - it turns out that i've lost 5 1/2 kg in the last 8 weeks - and was told in no uncertain terms by my personal trainer (she's really my lovely gym instructor who did my measure-and-weigh at the gym this morning, but "personal trainer" makes me sound like a celebrity to myself lol) to ingest more than two minute noodles, muesli, coffee and smints.
2. i've found the cure for insomnia!!!
it's even easier than losing weight - read eleventy billion articles written by Academic Professionals - you'll find yourself nodding off every ten minutes.
famous, i tell ya.
PS would people PLEASE stop talking about autumn?? it's gonna be summer until at least mid-june.
posted by skatey katie @ 11:28 AM
9 Comments:
Katey there will be nothing left of ya honey if you keep that up. Wish I had that disease.
yeah I could do to use both your cures. I keep eating and whilst I have been sleeping my dreams make me wake up feeling exhuasted. Not sure that I want to start studying again though - I've done enough of that in my time.
At least it's nearly the weekend.
And Autumn????? No, definitely not. It's still bright and sunny here.
I feel a book publishing deal could already be on your way! Now I realize that my svelte appearance these last few years had nothing to do with healthy eating at all! It's time to break open the chocolate cake and the study aids! ;-)
I need to find something similar to take off the weight that doesn't involve school! I couldn't cut it right now.
Woo hoo! Can I have your autograph now, Katey?
Autumn? I'd be happy for Spring! It *snowed* here yesterday. *sigh*
Not only famous, but rich, too! I see a book contract in your future :)
Autumn??? What autumn??? We're all about Spring up here!!!! Hee hee!
5 1/2kgs... what a great buffer for winter coming up ... oh, not at your place until about October though right??!! Babe, I'm with your PT, EAT SOME PIES!!!
Omigosh--I didn't realize it was so easy! Famous, indeed!!
Heehee, you are always funny! The sad thing is that I think I have put on a few lbs staying home with the kiddies now...5a.m runs before everyone wakes up just hasn't been calling my name lately.
Love you! Oh and eat lady!
:)
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