i'm gonna become famous
cos of two things:
1. i have unwittingly discovered a weight loss programme that works!!!
it's called "Send Your Kids To School And Become A Student"
yep - it turns out that i've lost 5 1/2 kg in the last 8 weeks - and was told in no uncertain terms by my personal trainer (she's really my lovely gym instructor who did my measure-and-weigh at the gym this morning, but "personal trainer" makes me sound like a celebrity to myself lol) to ingest more than two minute noodles, muesli, coffee and smints.
2. i've found the cure for insomnia!!!
it's even easier than losing weight - read eleventy billion articles written by Academic Professionals - you'll find yourself nodding off every ten minutes.
famous, i tell ya.
PS would people PLEASE stop talking about autumn?? it's gonna be summer until at least mid-june.