kate5kiwis: well that didn't take long: the re-morph into Scary Skoolmarm Barbie is just about complete


“If you were all alone in the universe with no one to talk to, no one with which to share the beauty of the stars, to laugh with, to touch, what would be your purpose in life? It is other life, it is love, which gives your life meaning. This is harmony. We must discover the joy of each other, the joy of challenge, the joy of growth.” — Mitsugi Saotome

Sunday, May 30, 2010

well that didn't take long: the re-morph into Scary Skoolmarm Barbie is just about complete

i have been procrastinating writing reports, which are actually due in to my pre-check buddy in four days. cos uh, remember? i just met your kid five weeks ago and i only teach him/her for an hour four times a week... i think i could recognise him/her in a lineup...

so i have come up with are various versions of

Katie is a conscientious student who works diligently during mathematics. She is quick to ask for help to make sure that she understands new concepts.
Katie consistently completes weekly homework sheets and has shown a marked improvement with basic facts recall this year.

which pretty much says nuffin'. at least i used capitals. scarily, i am giving the kids another test on tues so i have something to fill in the gaps with. even scarilier, this blarg is turning into a blargy confessional. i hope no one at skool finds it.


Blogger Steve said...

Suddenly all that stuff on my old school reports makes perfect sense...!

10:54 PM  
Blogger Cally said...

Haha! If only I'd had some training so I could write reports like that - the time one of my kids came home from playing at the schooled neighbour's house wanting to know why HE had never had a report! What I came up with wasn't nearly as professional sounding as this!

8:18 AM  
Blogger SoozNooz said...

Oh Katie, I remember those days well.
Did I tell you the story of when we went to Dylan's report evening - his maths teacher was raving about how good he was at Maths. We were looking at him perplexed! His ruler had slipped, wrong kid---"oh Dylan?"- hmmmm

9:16 AM  
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haha katie you are so cool

7:02 PM  

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