The Opal (er, OVAL) Deception !!!
J10 was boiling himself an egg this morning, and came to me, slightly perturbed..
"The egg shell has split Mum, I think it's gonna DIS-INTERROGATE!!"
I think he must have Artemis Fowl on the brain, because in the next breath he announced, "Centaurs shouldn't be under 150 centimetres tall."
..so he's picked up his newest nickname of Foaly
He just came up and snuggled me and said, "You know Mum, if books hadn't been invented, I'd invent them."