"does my bum look big in this?"
actually i have my full running gears on (which i have been wearing all day, in hopes of persuading self to GO FOR A RUN) under The Dress. and actually, i just popped The Dress on for five minutes - at four thirty - to LOOK like i've been a faithful model (it's amazing what ya can do to persuade the internet).so - i originally had the hose wound around my waist as a BELT, but BD said i looked like Jane with an anaconda.
*shriek!*.
immediate hose droppage ensued and then i managed to rip its head off. even after talking myself down, i still couldn't quite bring self to hold ithe hose/belt properly and there is no way we're repeating THAT photo shoot - apologies to Arthur - it was such a great idea... X
LOL great story. Day #26 - you're almost there. Maybe you could send The Dress to somone else so they could carry on the theme...
ReplyDeleteNever seen you run so fast - LMAO!
ReplyDeleteWas this the motivation for the run later in the afternoon huh?
I see a great movie theme here . . . . the day my garden hose was possessed by the spirit of the great green serpent . . . maybe the sequelt to Snakes on a Plane - Get Samuel L Jackson in the lead role . . . .
Bulldog
He he! It is notoriously difficult to make gardening accoutrements fashionable...
ReplyDeleteI was pondering revealing my under garments before the end of the month since I have dutifully worn the polka dot knickers (I have many pairs) as well as Skirt. But I thought perhaps it might be a bit much.
ReplyDeleteYou have such great legs!
Anaconda - urghhhh!
So did you get out for your run in the end!!??
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