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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

jokes du jour

S10 has been telling us tons of these *doctor jokes* lately:

Doctor, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye every time I drink hot chocolate.
Try taking the spoon out first!

Doctor, Doctor, for the first thirty minutes I'm up every morning, I feel dizzy. What should I do?
Get up half an hour later!

Doctor, Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.
Well answer it then!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a window.
Where's the pane?

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm getting shorter.
You'll just have to be a little patient.

Doctor, Doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live!
Just a minute!

What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A doctor-pus

Doctor, Doctor, nobody ever listens to me.
Next!


(cue: you can laugh now)

4 comments:

  1. Thanks SO much. Now I'm singing *Doctor, doctor, give me a clue...*
    agh, I will so be singing it all day.
    Oh yeah...hahahahahahaha

    (word verification lieorhg = lie or hang)

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  2. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Me and A11 were cracking up (it reminded me of being really stoned for some reason.....)

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  3. Anonymous5:49 PM

    *groan* LOL! S10 and my hubby have the same sense of humour. :)

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  4. Anonymous7:14 PM

    Oh Doctor, I'm in trouble.
    Well goodness gracious me !

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katie's chatterbox - ha! i think that's funny! but i'm sKATEy like that.